How to hone your gaydar...
- Becky, Marie and Kezia
Japanese inventors have
come up with a device called the ‘gaydar’ worn by queer people which sensors
when another of its kind is within a certain distance of it, and vibrates!
However, no such device exists in New Zealand, so here’s how to hone
your own personal gaydar...
For da Boyz
1.
he (a) willingly goes to Meg Ryan movies and (b) cries in them
2.
has at least one tight label t-shirt (e.g. CK, Barkers, Hound Dog)
3.
has great personal hygiene
4.
has more than one after-shave/ perfume
5.
puts ‘sweetie’ or ‘darling’ at least once into the conversation
6.
he knows the words to more than 10 broadway songs
7.
he refuses to go anywhere near JJ’s, Jeans West, or Hallensteins
8.
he has a gym membership – and uses it
9.
has no visible body hair
10.
he goes wild at parties when “it’s raining men” plays
11.
he has at least one ‘cultural’ talent – i.e. singing, dancing,
acting…
12.
he is surrounded by gorgeous ‘girlfriends’
13.
he cooks, he cleans…and he loves his mother
Things to watch out for in Grrlz...
1.
she has at least thought about buying a pair of y-fronts
2.
she has at least one sporting/physical talent i.e. soccer, softball,
rugby…
3.
she owns a pair of Doc Martens (yes, it’s still true!)
4.
she listens to K.D. Lang, Melissa Etheridge, Sinead O’Conner (no
man’s woman!)…you get the drift
5.
if she has a car… it’s a BIG 4WD
6.
she owns/loves dogs
7.
she owns a deodorant
8.
she likes beer – or straight spirits
9.
she has a wide range of herbal teas
10.
she watches Xena reruns religiously
11.
she plays pool
12.
she knows how to change a tyre
13.
her
childhood icons were MacGuyver and Knight Rider
top
Bunch Of Fags
Sexual Orientation
Marie:
queer
Becky: lesbian
Kezia:
sporty dyke
What makes you proud?
Marie: My 4 year old niece
Becky: Seeing people do things beyond what they think they can
Kezia: Being a part of WAQD, of
course!
Which cartoon character do you most identify with?
Marie: Snoopy - he's just kinda "do-do-do", I just like him, he's
cool
Becky: I'd like to say Poison Ivy (from Batman), but really I think I'm more
like a mix between Pooh and Tigger...bouncy but confused a lot of the time
Kezia: Pepe le Peu. Just
ask my girlfriend. (Disclaimer: As Kezia's
Girlfriend and I don't understand this answer)
Who's your favourite Charlie's Angel?
Marie: Drew
Becky: Cool Drew or cute Cameron Diaz? I think I have to go with cool
Kezia: Cameron
Leather or Lace?
Marie: Lace. I'm a bit of girly-girl
Becky: Both on the same girl...mmm
Kezia: Leather boots...Lace for
the rest.
